Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Worry!

In light of the recent economic downturn, many people are losing their jobs and getting laid off.

Could you be next? You never know, they could fire you any day!

In order to deal with this uncertainty, I have one suggestion: Worry!

Worrying is more useful than you might think. Worrying has helped many employees keep their jobs. It raises your stress level, and you can use that to make your boss feel sorry for you.

Worrying is a very valuable, productive activity. My advice is to set aside at least 15 minutes a day to worry.

This may sound hard at first. You're probably thinking to yourself, "I've already got enough on my daily To Do list. Now I have to add worrying?"

If 15 minutes sounds intimidating, start by worrying for just one minute a day. Then you can work your way up to 3 minutes, 7 minutes, and eventually 15 minutes.

With hard work and determination, you can climb your way up to the status of a full-fledged worry-wart. Now get worrying!

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